Quiet... Too Quiet.

Unable to locate the other members of the team. Seems like months since I've seen any of them.

Where could they be? Has something sinister happened? If you're out there, please report in.





Oh, and we're out of toilet paper.





And Hot Pockets.






Could someone help a fellow out?



-Seven

Time Warp

Those guys really chap my hide! I don't know if the rest of you have picked up on this yet, but it is March! Apperantly Second Hand Man had a time trap set for us in the back door that we left through. To make matters worse the worm hole that I.M. Spacial tied into the trap sent me to Bangladesh, where did you guys end up? It took me an hour to get home only to find out I had been gone much longer. The cat had eaten through a box of cereal and thank goodness I left the toilet seat up, but nobody was there to change the litter box, I don't think my room will ever smell the same. And since I haven't shown up to work in over two weeks I lost my job! I am really tired of those guys over at the "Hero Hut" always getting the better of us. Well, I am off to find a new job now, so you might not see me in the Sanctum for a while.

The Streak

Faster than you can say it,
The Streak will be there!

Be Wary...

I've noticed that a few things are not quite right here at the Sanctum and suspect that those goof-offs over at the "Hero Hut" are up to their hi-jinks again.

The invisible, impenetrable, cellular membrane over the toilet seat could only have come from "The Cell". I can appreciate a good joke as much as the next guy, but my powers can't just be switched off in -uhhmm- mid stream, so to speak.

Please keep an eye out for other diabolical pranks and post them here so that everyone is warned.

We will assemble later this evening (after tonight's two hour episode of 24) in the ready room to prepare for our retalitory strike. They must be taught a lesson!

- SevenFold

Is there a Super-Code of Ethics?

As this website has addressed, there isn't as much crime to fight as "the books" would have you believe. And when there is, you've got those bat and spider chumps hogging all the glory. (pshhh, movie deals!)

I didn't come here to vent. Instead i have a question. As a certified electrician, I have a responsibility to work by the standards set by our industry and rules to follow set by nature.

But sometimes I want to get home early. Sometimes I wanna beat traffic. Hey, I wanna watch Heroes like the rest of you.

So, is it wrong to not use my tools, and instead use my powers?

I must confess, the other day, i couldn't get power to an outlet. Instead of trouble shooting it, I ran a current of my own to find out that the outlet was bad. Now this saved me a trip to the truck to get the reader, then a couple more minutes to find the problem.

I did it in 2 seconds.

Has anyone written a code of ethics on this sort of thing?

Electric Companion

The Electric Companion is your friend, but his low cost services may shock you.

Really Guys!

I can tolerate your stupid blogging, your putrid cooking, and even your massively boring risk tournaments, but the hooplah this weekend running around yelling, shouting, screaming while trying to catch whatever the heck those things were is beyond my supernatural ability.
don't let it happen again or I'll have to get my self titled Supremecy after you.


-Awesome Slumber

My First Post

I am "Momentum Man". The other day, me and SevenFold were playing a game of doubles Foosball against The Streak and Sewer Rat Lad (or whatever his name is, it's kind of long if you ask me) and we were dominating them. After the game winning shot by yours truly, Seven and I high-fived in a victory celebration.

You'd think that we would know better.

Now we know what happens when an unstoppable action (me, "momentum"- get it?) strikes an object that absorbs energy and redirects it only seven times stronger (Seven). The resulting release of energy was so tremendous that it blew out the windows of the rec room here at the Super Sanctum, The Streak's uniform was blown off his body and the Sewer Rat smashed through the vending machine. Although in retrospect, Streak's clothing seems to be "flying off" on a regular basis and Sewer Rat was seen packing his pockets with snacks and candy before being helped out of the vending machine.

The resulting feedback loop of my power smashing into Seven's and being returned over and over again opened a dimensional rift from which little purple creatures came popping out. We spent a better part of the weekend rounding up these things and shoving them back through to their dimension. They turned out to be non-life threatening, but were rather disgusting little creatures to have floating around and rather difficult to catch and handle.

Thanks to Seven, Sewer Rat, The Streak and several others that were on the premises at the time for all of your help. Perhaps some of the others can fill in the details of what these things looked like, what they did and how we were able to capture them. I've used up my time today and must move on.



Momentum Man

-Once I get going, there's no stopping me.

Will work for food(and gas)



I was just goin around the sewer rat cave today havin nothin to do...when all of a sudden i want somethin to eat. Well im a very rich rat but I have a problem with buying things...you see everytime I try to buy somethin these people hit me with stuff...so i have to scavenge for food in the sewers.

Well half of the sewers is the crocidiles turf(you know...the ones under newyork city?)anyway so i have to go get somethin to eat from the sewer water. Well on the way there I see the HRSTMT(the Halfway Retarded Super Teenage Mutant Turtles)fighting a soda can...so i just kept on walkin cause they get pretty grumpy on a damp day in the sewers.

Any way I couldnt find anything to eat so i go back to the rat cave and ask my butler that i bought online to make me somethin...and he made me this milkshake...and i drank thinking he REMEMBERED that i was lactose intolerant...well you can understand where this led. You see I have SUPER GAS so I had to evacuate the rat cave...all my laundry was ruined...ah well...
im still hungry...gotta go i have to go bite my butler cause im bored...

-THE SUPER HUMAN SEWER RAT